voice testing

[purrsistence]

[ Hello, if you're here, this is a voice testing / general purpose meme thread post for Catra. Feel free to pick a prompt, or ask me to write something specific if you don't like any of the ones on offer. If your character is from a different canon, feel free to assume they're in a Basic Unspecified Dreamwidth JamJar Game unless you'd like to specify otherwise. ]

#1 - this is our "get along" shirt
[ Somewhere, somehow, you and Catra got handcuffed together. How? Up to you. Maybe you captured her for breaking the law and lost the key. Maybe they just magically appeared. Please do not make it a sex thing.

The handcuffs seemingly cannot be broken. You'll just have to learn to get along. This is not easy, however, when Catra is currently trying to claw them off with her free hand and dragging your hand along for the ride. Watch you don't get scratched. Those claws are sharp. ]

#2 - catty day care
[ Some idiot decided it was a good decision to have Catra babysit a bunch of toddlers. It is... not going well. To say the least. At least two appear to be trying to pull her tail, and one is crawling on her head and biting her ear. Catra is hissing mightily, tail as fluffed up as they come. ]

Listen up you bunch of emergency rations! [ Another one stands at her feet asking to be picked up, another one sitting at her feet and crying, another one wrapped around her leg like a koala. They seem to be taking no notice. ] Get off me! Get! Off!! I'll kill you!

#3 - steal
[ Whoever you are, where ever you are, Catra just swiped your drink, or the drink of someone else nearby you! (Let's be real, it was probably a kid.) Was it coffee? Tea? Cola? Slushie? It doesn't matter. She's merrily making her way away, off through the crowd, not making any attempt to hide or run. She sure is brazen. ]

#4 - snoop
[ Perhaps there's a rustle of leaves, or you see a telltale silhouette of ears in your periphery vision. Well, whatever it is you're doing, Catra is spying on or following you. Question is, what are you doing that deserves being snooped on? Or... were you just going about your everyday life, and Catra is just being a weirdo? ]

#5 - idk leave a prompt!
[ live wildly, choose your own adventure ]

Comments

[purrsistence]

[ Pause.

Oh. Right. Yeah. Winning is supposed to be fun, isn't it? Weird.

Catra looks mollified for a moment as that sinks in, but not happy. ]

... Yeah. I guess.

[andscene]

So there you have it!

[purrsistence]

[ Her expression is still peevish, but her body language relaxes considerably. ]

Well, next time you decide to have fun, make sure you let me in on the joke first.

[andscene]

Oh, don't worry, darling. You'll know.

[purrsistence]

... Why does that not put me at ease.

[andscene]

Because we're friends! Friends understand each other.

[purrsistence]

... Isn't that like, a self-burn?

[andscene]

Oh? How so?

[purrsistence]

I mean, I basically said you were unsettling and you agreed, so...

[andscene]

I wasn't trying to be reassuring.

[purrsistence]

... You should maybe reconsider your stance on that.

[andscene]

Do you think so?

[purrsistence]

I just said it, didn't I?

I don't say things I don't mean.

[ Never mind the fact that she does that all the time. ]

[andscene]

Of course not, darling.